NOTE: When reading these, you should preface each with "THE ROBERTSONS:". It rings better that way.
WE ARE NONE OF A KIND
THE FONZ LIKES US
A BAND IN SPACE
FETCH ME
A GRAND BAND
A BAND GWINE UP A HEBBIN
A BAND THAT EATS CANNIBALS
A BAND IN THE SHIP! GET OUT!
A BAND FULL OF FIRE AND POWER. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
A BAND BAKED IN HELL
A BAND THAT NEEDS A GOOD FUCK
THE DOLBY� NOISE REDUCTION BAND
A BAND ON HOPE
WE'VE GOT ALL THE RIGHT GROOVE
THE ANTI-BAND
A BAND FOR ALL ALTERNATIVES
A BAND IN THE HAYSTACK, FULL OF HORSESHACK
BASED ON THE 6-HOLE THEORY
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
MYSTERIOUS, AND YET, FANTASTIC.
A BAND FOR ALL OF YOU
BORN AT HOME
ROCK 'N' ROLL WITH BABY OIL ON IT
BUNKITY-BUNK
EAR PARTY! AND YOUR FEET ARE INVITED
THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
TRY IT LIKE THIS
BULLETS AND CHEESE
HIGH VOLTAGE TERMINATION DEVICES
THE PROMISED PURGE OF WHOM THERE WERE MANY
WHY WAIT FOR A PROFESSIONAL?
BRING IN YOUR TIRED, OLD HEAD SHOTS
WORD HAS IT THEY'RE COMING TO CHECK OUT OUR LIGHTING CONTACTORS
THE ELECTRIC BODY POLITIC
CATTLEMEN READ THIS
NO OTHER RITUAL COMES CLOSE
THERE ARE FOUR OF US
WHO GIVES A SHIT?
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